Being true to me, myself, and I

Occupation: Being A Princess

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aconfusedarmadillo:

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

He’s a Kit-tea

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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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http://kawaii-afro-fluff.tumblr.com/post/82549763628/afrosandawesomeness-i-just-find-it-disturbing →

afrosandawesomeness:

I just find it disturbing and hilarious that hair’s “professionalism” is literally based on colonialism and that they refuse to acknowledge how damaging that is.
“It’s just hair! *rolls eyes*”
NO! It’s not.
Imagine if black hair was the norm, what was considered…

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Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:

sodamnrelatable:

mungkybeans:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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For more laughs Click Here

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agirlfromdownunderblog:

serpentinetigerlily:

idontevenknowher:

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

Holy hell my new changeling character is gonna use all of these

Except they all say them HORRIBLY, so don’t invest too much in it.

Admittedly, I sort of enjoyed how badly they pronounced these. Sort of proof that even in a fictitious future universe, people will still be butchering languages as badly as they do today.

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lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

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ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

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kawaii-afro-fluff:

Went out and about w/ my boo thang. 

We were in the sun for maybe 3-4 hours

HE IS PINK. GOT A SUNBURN AND TURNED PINK

Yo, and historians want me to believe that ancient Egyptians/Africans were white. 

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